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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 11, ten to form a support group and one to get her boyfriend to do it.

How many femine activits does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw it in and one to ***** about it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
1001, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1000 to turn the house.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?" "There is nothing wrong with that lightbulb and my client demands an immediate apology and damages!"

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, the other to drink 'till the room spins.

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What kind of answer did you have in mind?