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Pakistan Will Never Have An American-Style Election Crisis

Ayeda

10. We don't have elections

9. When we do, we do a better job of rigging them

8. We don't have voting machines

7. We can't count that high

6. The spooks would never allow it

5. One candidate would get killed in a police encounter

4. Sita White would show up with the love-child of one candidate

3. The fundos would declare the whole process unIslamic

2. NAB would arrest both candidates, freeze their bank accounts and put
them in jail

1. After two recounts, the army would take over

Umer

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