kami-kaze

Salam Dear Friends:-

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1-Businessman to colleague: “The upside of wht I’m proposing is a huge profit. The downside is 800 hours of community service.”

2-Preacher to groom at wedding ceremony: “It’s ‘I do,’ young man…not ‘whatever.’”

3-George Washington’s father to little George as they survey the cut-down cherry tree: “I’m not mad at you, son. But the environmentalists are going to have a fit.”

4-Employer to job candidate: “I hire only married people. They’re less likely to go home early.”

5-Customer to computer salesperson: “I’d like to return this laptop. My cat is jealous of it.”

6-Young woman to friend: “I finally popped the question to David: ‘When are you going to pick up the tab?’”

Aik Sathi
K@miK@ze

lethal

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif way to go buddy http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggthumb.gif

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Laugh and the world laughs with u
Weep and u weep alone
For the sad old earth
Must Borrow its mirth
But has trouble enough of its own
Emma Wheeler Wilcox

Ahmed

Thanks kami-kaze,
6 main se do aik per hansi aa hi gayi.
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kami-kaze

Salam Friend:-
chaloo hansi to ai na. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Aik sathi
K@miK@ze