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Old Nov 16th, 2000, 11:33 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Salam Friends:-

***********BANANA VS LEMON***********
Aik din 'kelah' ji 'Niboo' ji se kehtain hain ke "Yaar Niboo! mujah buhat taras ata hai app par jub ppls app ko nichoor kar kahtein hain.
Jawab mein 'Niboo' ji 'Kelah' ji se kehtain hain ke "Yaar keleh! mujah us waqat nehayat hi sharam ati hai jab ppls aap ko nanga kar ke kahtein hain.

Hansi Depression ka behtareen ilaj hai.
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Old Nov 17th, 2000, 08:20 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Hansi Depression ka behtareen ilaj hai.
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Offfoh! Hansi aay tab na!
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Old Nov 18th, 2000, 07:54 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Hansi Depression ka behtareen ilaj hai.
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Offfoh! Hansi aay tab na!
Salam Friend Ahmed:-
Hansne ke liyeh joke parhna hi bus nahi hota balke is koo feel karna hota hai. agar app nahi hansna chahein to koi nahi hansa sacta app ko or agar app hansna chahen to koi nahi rook sacta. Feel it my dear...

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Old Nov 19th, 2000, 03:41 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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hansi nahi aye ji http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif

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Old Nov 19th, 2000, 10:06 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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hehehe..i thought it was funny http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif






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Old Nov 21st, 2000, 11:13 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Salam Friend miss007:-
jo silly picture insert kare kiya us se hansne ke omeed rakhi ja sacti hai??? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Old Nov 21st, 2000, 12:41 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Sometimes old time kiddie jokes like this one do bring a smile to the face and u cant stop ithttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif like the old fav.....

haathi darya mein naha raha tha..
choohay ney haathi sey kaha....."bahir nikal"
hathi bola "kyoon?"
chooha bola "bahir to nikal"
hathi bola "kyoon?"
chooha bola "nikal to sahi"
hathi bari mushkil sey bahir nikla......to forun choohay ney kaha..."theek hai...wapis chala ja..mein ney siraf dekhna tha kay tu ney meri chaddi to nahi pehen rakhi"
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Old Nov 22nd, 2000, 07:55 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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achaa hay magar buhat bar sun liya hai. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Old Nov 22nd, 2000, 10:14 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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I know kamikaze its been heard a billion times....but thats what i was saying...sometimes the old silly childhood jokes bring back long lost smileshttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
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Old Nov 25th, 2000, 03:48 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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haan! aisa hota hay magar is ke khaas waja ho to tub okay! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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