Muzna

Got this in my email box from a friend today. I found it rather funny and thought I would share with everyone else.

Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.

Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music... anything he could think of. Nothing worked.

He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, there was absolute quiet. Jimmy was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmy's extended arm and said, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavour to correct my behaviour".

Jimmy was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the Chicken did?"


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Sajalina

Ramis

eh so what did the chicken do?

Mariah

Ramis, there was a frozen chicken in the freezer, you know, the type we freeze and eat later??

The parrot thinking that that jimmy had also put the chicken in the freezer cuz of misbehaving, asked "So what did the chicken do "?

Get it??.

munda Pakistani

hahahah
Good 1 Muzna http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye

Cute http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Gizzy

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif so phunny...