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Old Jan 17th, 2001, 12:46 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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There are several men in the locker room of a private club after
exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A
man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me. Are you at the club"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful
mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me
a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we
bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I
stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had
looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool,
English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property..."

"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in
the bank to cover..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye... I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding
the phone and asks all those present, "Does anyone know who this phone
belongs to?"

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