SARDAR JI

MEHAK · Jan 17th, 2001, 12:33 PM

Herolal is driving with sardar ji as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working. He asks sardar ji if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. sardar ji steps out and stands in front of the car. Herolal turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which sardar ji responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...

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Herolal and sardar ji are building a house. Herolal is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend sardar ji comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." sardar ji gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!

CoolBlue · Jan 17th, 2001, 12:49 PM

u r a proper joker!!!

Rani · Jan 17th, 2001, 01:02 PM

Rani...I didnt think I would have to do this.

Sorry to say that your immaturity level has shot up real fast over this petty issue.

A joke is a joke, and if u dont like it, just skip on. Dont make it a personal issue against someone. If you have a good joke, share it. Dont turn the jokes forum into a political jab fest.

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^DerVaisH^ · Jan 17th, 2001, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Rani:
Even Funnier..couldn't stop laughing..Ahmed and Mian are so dumb.

]Originally posted by MEHAK:
Ahmed Khan is driving with Mian Sheikh as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working. He asks Mian Sheikh if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. Mian Sheikh steps out and stands in front of the car. Ahmad turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which Mian responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...

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This is even funnier "Mushy" ha haa haa

Mushy and Khan are building a house. is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, Mushy hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." Khan gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!

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"khasiyani billi khumba hochay!.."

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Whatever limits us we call fate!
Whatever we can't change we call destiny!

MEHAK · Jan 17th, 2001, 02:47 PM

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ? Just-beer Singh. What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ? Just-one Singh. Khalistan's national song? Bande marte hum. A female Khalistan terrorist? Hard Kaur. A famous Khalistani profession? Jarnailism. khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA the great wall of khalistan .. LONG-O-WALL national dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL the dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH what does a sardarjee say to a whore ? .. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
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abb jawab doo

Rani · Jan 17th, 2001, 04:12 PM

[b] Mehak wrote..WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?

Good demo of you class and upbringing. Aap ka Ghar mai aisay log hi rahatay hugay...aapkay Boal chal sai hi paata lagta hai!!!

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analyze it · Jan 17th, 2001, 06:14 PM

C'mon Rani
You are showing weakness.
Get a life

MEHAK · Jan 17th, 2001, 08:39 PM

Rani jee yaar aab is joke ko chang kar kay dekhaoo nah plzz.

PureLand · Jan 17th, 2001, 08:40 PM

MEHAK, very well done...
Keep up the good work http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif

Mr-Joker · Jan 17th, 2001, 08:43 PM

Ha ha ho..One of the most funniest jokes
I've ever heard.. ha ha..

(One thing MAHEK forgot to tell was that
this joke is based on a true story)

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*** Love Pakistan - Build Pakistan ***

Rani · Jan 17th, 2001, 08:51 PM

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MaxximBoy · Jan 17th, 2001, 11:03 PM

I didnt found any differene b/w sardar and mehak