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MEHAK · Jan 18th, 2001, 01:47 PM

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit;
these could be the caption in Newspapers:

* Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
* English Babu Desi Mem.
* Brain marries Beauty!?
* Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe....!?
Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera...
* The next version of Windows will be "Windows MD."
* Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.
* Relax guys! they'll only go for a virtual honeymoon.
* Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..
* Gate for Bill, Windows for M.F.Hussain
* Mera Bill ghar aaya O Hussainji, Mera...
* Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai...
* Bill Will, Gates Wates... Main kya jaanu re...

Sheraz CT · Jan 18th, 2001, 02:42 PM

good one mehak http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
what bout sardarji jokes..u ran out of them? ya rani say darr gayeen?http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

MEHAK · Jan 18th, 2001, 02:58 PM

me scared and from rani che che che kaasi batain kartay hoo tum ...
lakin yaar sence of humore be to hota hai nah. her waqat aab sardroon kay joke tu nahi sunanay nah . wasay be every one else seem to be following me so .. point is i will post when i will come across with some nice ones. hehehehe