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Old Jan 18th, 2001, 01:55 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
“God”, he said, “how long is a million years?”
God answered, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”
The man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God answered, “To me, it’s a penny.”
The man then asked, “God, can I have a penny?”
God answered, “In a minute.”


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Old Jan 18th, 2001, 03:03 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 18th, 2001, 11:32 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 18th, 2001, 11:35 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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ROTFL !!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Old Jan 18th, 2001, 11:40 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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very hi funny!!!!

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Old Jan 19th, 2001, 12:43 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 19th, 2001, 07:24 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Ha Ha Ha - seen it b4!!!






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Old Jan 20th, 2001, 03:13 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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leh .. banday ki life gayeen ..
ZINDAGI KE YAHI HAIN DINN CHAR,
DO KATT GAYE AARZOO'on main,
BAQI BUS KE INTIZAR MAIN ..

*scratcches head*, neah? oh well . ..

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Old Jan 20th, 2001, 03:42 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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hey ha ha ho ho hee hee eaa
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