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Jan 18th, 2001, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Jan 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
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A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
God, he said, how long is a million years?
God answered, In my frame of reference, its about a minute.
The man asked, God, how much is a million dollars?
God answered, To me, its a penny.
The man then asked, God, can I have a penny?
God answered, In a minute.
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I am empowered with what makes sense!!!!
I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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Jan 18th, 2001, 11:32 PM
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~Nia sey panga ... hai nahee changa~
Join Date: Oct 25, 2000 - 1:00 am
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 13,821
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Life became all Gray! But NOW i have decided to paint it all over again.
I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat
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Jan 18th, 2001, 11:40 PM
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~*~Baba # 01~*~
Join Date: Nov 21, 2000 - 1:00 am
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very hi funny!!!!
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Whatever limits us we call fate!
Whatever we can't change we call destiny!
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Jan 19th, 2001, 07:24 AM
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Join Date: Jan 9, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Ha Ha Ha - seen it b4!!!
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Jan 20th, 2001, 03:13 AM
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....dora diyay confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Astabal-e-atfaal
Posts: 27,667
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leh .. banday ki life gayeen ..
ZINDAGI KE YAHI HAIN DINN CHAR,
DO KATT GAYE AARZOO'on main,
BAQI BUS KE INTIZAR MAIN ..
*scratcches head*, neah? oh well . ..
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Jan 20th, 2001, 03:42 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 24, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 522
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hey ha ha ho ho hee hee eaa
Good one !
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
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 when u see someone without a
 smile give him one of urs!!!
INSTANT HUMAN
(Just Add Coffee)
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