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Old Jan 19th, 2001, 01:54 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Boy: Dad, what's politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so
we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call
her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are
the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand
now son?
Boy: I still don't understand dad.
Dad: Think about it for a while son.
That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He
goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his
mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there
having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.
The next day...
Son: Dad I understand politics now.
Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.
Son: The management is screwing the working class while the
governmenats
fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of
****!


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Old Jan 19th, 2001, 07:04 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 20th, 2001, 03:06 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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wow .. *shockingly gets up* .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif .. how true, i never thought of THE BESTEST example of politics here heehheehehehehe http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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Old Jan 20th, 2001, 03:51 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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hee hee hee hee
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