Mr-Joker

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

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How many sardars do you need to screw-in a light bulb?
ten, one to hold the bulb and nine to turn the wall.

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HOW TO INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE A SARDAR

you should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

* gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
* sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
* tries to drown a fish in water.
* thinks socialism means partying.
* trips over a cordless phone.
* takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
*studies for a blood test and fails.
* sells the car for gas money.
* misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
* drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
* gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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Hello Dosto,
It seems like no matter how
hard I try, I can't get away without posting
some of the SARDAR JOKES. Well, this is
all part of fun, but I hope that nobody
will mind them., and will take them just as
jokes. Thank you http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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[This message has been edited by Mr-Joker (edited January 20, 2001).]

nia_khan

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lol lol

crorepati

insult the sikhs more.i loved the jokes.

Sadiaa

lol http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Howzzaaaaaaaaat !!!

Mlung Baba

Very funny!!!

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I am empowered with what makes sense!!!!

MEHAK

insult the sikhs more.i loved the jokes.

no one is insulting any one so please take your word back! idea is to share laughter not insult of somone .