too FUNNY to Share

Dittohead · Jan 19th, 2001, 05:41 PM

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an
> > article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a
> > bank robbery on March 2, 1999,:
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> > Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
> > efforts at disabling the internal security system got
> > underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to
> > find one or two large safes filled with cash and
> > valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller
> > safes scattered throughout the bank.
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> > The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and
> > inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As
> > recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber
> > said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
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> > The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also
> > contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
> > continued until all the safes were opened.
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> > They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an
> > ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained
> > covered bowls of pudding.
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> > Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each
> > leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably
> > full stomach.
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> > The newspaper headline read:
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> > (...are you ready?...)
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> > IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!
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crorepati · Jan 19th, 2001, 06:10 PM

good one.

confused · Jan 20th, 2001, 03:08 AM

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Mr-Joker · Jan 20th, 2001, 03:49 AM

oh ho ha aee eaa ho ha

Good one

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