EuroEnglish

DeSiMuNdA · Jan 20th, 2001, 10:20 AM

EUROENGLISH

In case you hadn't heard, the European Commission just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish."

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgrasful, and the should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

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who---me · Jan 20th, 2001, 11:56 AM

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Thanks mate....thanks for the laugh

Saadu · Jan 20th, 2001, 12:22 PM

I hav to laugh at zis bro! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif zanks! zis is great!

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^DerVaisH^ · Jan 20th, 2001, 12:31 PM

very hi funny!
thanx 4 sharing!!

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Whatever we can't change we call destiny!

DeSiMuNdA · Jan 20th, 2001, 04:58 PM

glad u guyz liked it http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Mr-Joker · Jan 21st, 2001, 04:03 AM

lol**Great thinking....
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Code:

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          /_\        /_\
        (~._.~)    (~._.~)
         (_Y_)      (_Y_)
        ()-,-()    ()-,-()
        (_)-(_)    (_)-(_)

when u see someone without a

smile give him one of urs!!!

Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye · Jan 21st, 2001, 04:24 AM

Hehe
That was nice http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Ghoom phir kay baat waheen. Accent wohi ka wohi reh gya.

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Pungay_Baaz · Jan 22nd, 2001, 02:24 PM

I first read it about three years ago. I was hoping to see it again. thanks for sharing. It is still very funny.