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Jan 21st, 2001, 05:12 PM
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>Two sari-clad ladies went out to do some shopping. One of them is
known as
>Lady Mathematical (LM) and the other one as Lady Logical (LL). It is
>getting dark and they are still far away from their homes.
>LL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
>half-hour?
>LM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
>LL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>LM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.
What
>can we do?
>LL: The only logical thing to do of course is that we have to start
walking
>faster.
>LM: It is not working.
>LL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only obvious thing to
do.
>He started to walk faster too.
>LM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
>LL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go
>this way. He cannot follow both of us. So the man decided to go after
lady
>Logical. Lady Mathematical arrives home and is worried because Lady
Logical
>has not yet arrived. Finally, lady Logical arrives.
>LM: Lady Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell us what happened!
>LL: The only logical thing to happen. When he followed me, I started
to run
>as fast as I could.
>LM: So what happened?
>LL: The only logical thing to happen. The man also started to run as
fast
>as he could.
>LM: And what else?
>LL: The only logical thing to happen. He reached me.
>LM: Oh, no! What did you do then?
>LL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted up my sari.
>LM: Oh, lady. What did the man do?
>LL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
>LM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>LL: Isn't it logical? A lady with her sari up can run faster than a
man
>with his pants down.
>
>Cheers
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Jan 21st, 2001, 05:20 PM
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Barey Mian
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Jan 21st, 2001, 06:01 PM
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obscenity is never funny.
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Jan 21st, 2001, 10:24 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 24, 2000 - 1:00 am
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????
What's this?
INSTANT HUMAN
(Just Add Coffee)
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Jan 21st, 2001, 10:31 PM
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~*~Baba # 01~*~
Join Date: Nov 21, 2000 - 1:00 am
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slightly funny!!!
not VERY but slightly!!
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Whatever limits us we call fate!
Whatever we can't change we call destiny!
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Jan 21st, 2001, 11:43 PM
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~Dream Quasher~
Join Date: Dec 22, 2000 - 1:00 am
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weird humor ... not so funny
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
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Jan 22nd, 2001, 01:10 AM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
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yupyup .. agreeeeeeeeeeeeeee .. it was funny, but not funny .. oh mannnnnnn....*scratches head* .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Jan 22nd, 2001, 11:45 PM
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I know this joke SUCKS!!
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ART SEX WAR
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