Awam ki Awaz

A Texan farmer goes to England and drives into the countryside to have a look at English farms. He comes across a farmer leaning on a wooden post chewing some straw.
"Howdy buddy? What's the size of your farm?" asks the Texan.
"From this post along the dirt track to the Church boundary, then round to that other post you see and along the railway line to here" replies the Brit.
"Mine is so big I have to get in my car and drive for 6 hours to get to the other end" comes the Texan comment.
"Yes, I had a car like that once" says the English farmer.

nia_khan

well http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Sajalina

Well...
this one is so old..
but still kinda funnyhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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confused

reminds me of khala jaan's purani SUZUKI FX 800cc .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

ahmadjee

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif Good!!

Pungay_Baaz

good one. but I think the original punch line was;

"yeah, I also had an American car once" says the british farmer.

ammarr