Karate Dog

Blasting_idiot · Jan 23rd, 2001, 10:27 AM

A man leaving the town for a business trip decides to get a watch dog for her wife. The man asks the person at the dog shop to show him the best watch dog available. The person puts in front of him a cute little thing.
"You think that this little teeny weeny thing is capabale of watching out for intruders?!?" the man asks in a rather bemused tone.
With a twinkle in his eye, the shop assistant replies:
"Watch this: KARATE DOG, Chair!"
And in a fraction of a second the cute little thing reduces the chair to a fine powder.
Amazed,the man asks: "Show me more!!"
and the shop-assistant goes: "KARATE DOG, DOOR!"
And before he could say "karate dog", the door had faced the same fate as that of the chair.
Excitedly, the man carries it home and presents it to his wife.
"You think that THIS thing can actually guard our house in your absence" says his wife with a hint a sceptism.
"Of course", replied the husband "He is a karate dog".
With intense sarcasm and disgust, his wife says: "KARATE DOG, MY FOOT!!"

^DerVaisH^ · Jan 23rd, 2001, 10:33 AM

very very veryyyyyyyyy very hi funny..
herez a lollypop 4 u...@---
thanx 4 sharing!!..

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Najim · Jan 23rd, 2001, 11:29 AM

The Voodoo D**k was better version.

k2pk · Jan 23rd, 2001, 06:25 PM

funny

confused · Jan 23rd, 2001, 08:40 PM

LOL @ Najim's version .. yeah i heard that one .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif .. KARATE DOG MY $ss would have been a better idea http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif .. but oh well, still its funny .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif:hehe;

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crorepati · Jan 24th, 2001, 06:44 PM

vooodoo one was much better.this loser just copied the joke and made a stupid version that doesnt even make sense.

confused · Jan 25th, 2001, 12:35 AM

crorepati and sense? oh pleaseeeee..http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

CoNFuSED and sense? oh even MOREEEEEEEEE PLEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEE .. . http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Blasting_idiot · Jan 25th, 2001, 04:01 AM

Oh guys its just my second day! I didn't know it was already shared!

Umer · Jan 25th, 2001, 04:36 AM

Blasting: Don't worry, this crorepati guy posts his lame comments about almost every joke here.

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KAKA-ATOM-BUM · Jan 25th, 2001, 07:09 AM

LOL najim i know wat u mean.
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/soldier.gif

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