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Jan 23rd, 2001, 07:48 AM
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Describe a Woman and Man
WOMAN
The best way of describing a woman is to use a ball:
At 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.
At 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men after her.
At 38, she is a golf ball - 1 man after her.
At 48, she is a Ping-Pong ball - 2 men pushing to each other.
What woman think about sex:
At age 8 ignore it.
At age 18 experience it.
At age 28 look for it.
At age 38 ask for it.
At age 48 beg for it.
At age 58 pay for it.
At age 68 pray for it.
At age 78 forget it!
MAN
The best way of describing a man is to compare him with fruits:
At 20 - A man is like a coconut; so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian; dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a water-melon; big, round & juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange; the season comes once in a Year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin; dried out, wrinkled & cheap.
Man's sexual stages:
At 20s thrice weekly
At 30s tries weekly
At 40s tries weakly
At 50s tries & tries
At 60s tries & cries
At 70s tries & dies!
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Jan 23rd, 2001, 08:44 PM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
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yo man .. read the HEADING .. saying RATED G ..
but stilllllll, http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Jan 23rd, 2001, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 15, 2001 - 1:00 am
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you just shut ur mouth confused.that was damn funny.
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Jan 24th, 2001, 06:17 AM
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I know the rating! But this just killed me - I had to let you guyz see it!!!
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Jan 24th, 2001, 02:21 PM
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~*~Baba # 01~*~
Join Date: Nov 21, 2000 - 1:00 am
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no commentz!!
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Whatever limits us we call fate!
Whatever we can't change we call destiny!
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Jan 24th, 2001, 06:14 PM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
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yar crorepati, maaf kar.. mera moonh aisee cheez hay ke bandd nahin ho sakti .. i ADMIT that it was funny .. but rulez are rulez .. if rule says u r crorepati .. i DONT think u wanna leave that rule and all ur money. . do u ? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif ..
and speaking of shutting my mouth, yar crorepati(thinks iq aur ram, donon hi kamm hain iss banday ki), we here "speaK" from the keyboard, and we dont SPEAK here by our mouths .. (unless, heheheheeh, u do that) http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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Jan 24th, 2001, 06:28 PM
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actually thats not funny at all.and that was damn funny,and the ratings cant deny it.
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Jan 26th, 2001, 11:56 AM
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IT IS ALWAYS GUYS WHO ARE ROMANTIC! AND GIRLS ALWAYS PUT THEM DOWN!!!
HE: I'm a photographer.i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon.i've been looking for a face like
yours!!!
HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: May i have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It's hot!!!
HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!
HE: I think i could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if i asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can i have your name?
SHE: why,don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!
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Jan 26th, 2001, 12:03 PM
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Barey Mian
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Jan 26th, 2001, 12:06 PM
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Jan 27th, 2001, 02:05 AM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Astabal-e-atfaal
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OUCHHHHHHh ..
TOUCH DOWNNNNNNNNNN ammarrrrrrr.. heehehehee .. phir kiya hua? usnay baithnay diya ya .. _____________ ... ? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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