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Old Mar 17th, 2001, 12:25 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"







"A woman has got to be able to say, and not feel guilty, 'Who am I, and what do I want out of life?' She mustn't feel selfish and neurotic if she wants goals of her own, outside of husband and children"
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Old Mar 17th, 2001, 02:15 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 17th, 2001, 02:24 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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very hi nice...
thanx 4 sharing...
God bless u...!!!

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Old Mar 17th, 2001, 02:31 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 17th, 2001, 06:20 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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LOL...now that was funny! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif







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I went out yesterday and bought myself a big screen TV. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif






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