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Old Mar 12th, 2001, 06:54 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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who says we muslims dont have a sense of humor?

here is a muslim joke

kaderbhai had 9 chidren and every child had names which ended with allah for eg barkatuallah , habibuallah , etc
so when kaderbhai had his 10th son he went to the local qazi to ask for a suitable name for his son and requested the qazi to choose a name which ended with allah for his 10th son
so the qazi thought for a while and then said " baskarallah" (stop it allah).
i can see rani smiling http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif






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Old Mar 12th, 2001, 07:11 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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hehe.. not bad.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif






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Old Mar 12th, 2001, 07:37 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 12th, 2001, 10:32 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 12th, 2001, 01:59 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 12th, 2001, 02:58 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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i know right..thora biwi ko bhi rest do






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Old Mar 12th, 2001, 10:20 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 13th, 2001, 12:57 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
shame on you for making fun of our community http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Old Mar 13th, 2001, 05:25 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by sherrybaba:
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
shame on you for making fun of our community http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

WE MUSLIMS DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR , DONT WE?

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Old Mar 13th, 2001, 02:01 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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[quote]Originally posted by kabir:
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Quote:
Originally posted by sherrybaba:
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
shame on you for making fun of our community http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif


WE MUSLIMS DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR , DONT WE?

[This message has been edited by kabir (edited March 13, 2001).]
Couldn't help putting others down, could you...'Jatt Ranja' is right this proves u don't know any better, insulting others and putting them down is part of your heritage.



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Old Mar 13th, 2001, 02:03 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Iskoe kehtay hian 'Chorr kee darhee mein tinka'.. lol! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif..

Innkee baat naan bhee karoe toe inkoe keeray hotey hain!






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Old Mar 13th, 2001, 02:06 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by ammarr:
Iskoe kehtay hian 'Chorr kee darhee mein tinka'.. lol! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif..

Innkee baat naan bhee karoe toe inkoe keeray hotey hain!
Wise guy borrow some brain if u don't have any...read the posts by Sherrybaba and Kabir again and tell me who they are pointing to.

P.S i will be very surprised if u can see..cause you have been blinded by hate.



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Old Mar 13th, 2001, 08:03 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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hahahaha...that was funny






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Old Mar 13th, 2001, 08:13 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rani:
Wise guy borrow some brain if u don't have any...read the posts by Sherrybaba and Kabir again and tell me who they are pointing to.

P.S i will be very surprised if u can see..cause you have been blinded by hate.

[This message has been edited by Rani (edited March 13, 2001).]
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Haha! Keep living in that world of hate you have created for yourself!

Na aisey khush.. na waisey..

And no (http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif) I wont fuel you on.. it would give u an opportunity to increase your posts.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Rani *now officialy on ignore* http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif






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Old Mar 13th, 2001, 10:16 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by ammarr:
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Haha! Keep living in that world of hate you have created for yourself!

Na aisey khush.. na waisey..

And no (http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif) I wont fuel you on.. it would give u an opportunity to increase your posts.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Rani *now officialy on ignore* http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
Really..i was not talking to u in the first place. Go post abusive racist jokes and then tell the world how much sense of humor you have. I am glad world is finding out truth about you guys.







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Old Mar 14th, 2001, 04:32 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rani:
Couldn't help putting others down, could you...'Jatt Ranja' is right this proves u don't know any better, insulting others and putting them down is part of your heritage.
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wow I have to give you credit for not getting tired of fighting over the same issue again and again, infact you are the jaan of the joke section without you this place would have been deserted and lifeless,take it as an insult or a compliment , I will leave that upto you rani ji.

Most probably you dont give a dime of what I say but it might be little useful if I share this with ya..
I have alot of sikh friends and the success is running in their blood, but why dont they get offended by sardar jokes? infact they seem to enjoy, particiapte and are least concerned about their identity being tarnished by these jokes, infact we end up making fun of each other causing no harm done. We muslim guys really admire those ppl cuz of their broad and open minds.

anyways I usually dont write that much so consider yourself lucky http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
(atleast iss line ko seriously na laina)

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Old Mar 14th, 2001, 06:16 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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wow I have to give you credit for not getting tired of fighting over the same issue again and again,

Hey i give you credit, for being most bigoted, unreasonable and racist people i have had pleasure of interacting with...see we all know more about each other.

Your Sikh and Hindu friends don't know real you.






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Old Mar 14th, 2001, 06:36 PM   #18 (permalink)  
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Rani cool down, why are you always in a confrontational mood. don't try to look to deep in to things just take ajoke as ajoke. Funny jokes are always putting some one down. a animal or ahuman.






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Old Mar 14th, 2001, 06:54 PM   #19 (permalink)  
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rani tumhari aisi ki taisi..pata nahi kitnay kameenay marray hongay jab tum paida hui theen...hadd hoti hai har baat ki

sherrybaba have u seen kuch kuch hota hai? remember whenever that sardar kid did something silly johny lever would look at his watch http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif ..rani why was he lookin at his watch? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif






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Old Mar 15th, 2001, 12:26 AM   #20 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sheraz CT:
rani tumhari aisi ki taisi..pata nahi kitnay kameenay marray hongay jab tum paida hui theen...hadd hoti hai har baat ki

sherrybaba have u seen kuch kuch hota hai? remember whenever that sardar kid did something silly johny lever would look at his watch http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif ..rani why was he lookin at his watch? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

hahahahahahaha Sheraz bhai you are just making it worsehttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif


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