mansoor

After retiring from Track and Field, Milkha Singh was appointed 'Director of Sports Punjab'


One morning Milkha is reading the newspaper when his neighbour dropped in.

Neighbour:
"Director sahib phone karna se"
Milkha:
"karo ji karo" hands neighbour the cordless.

The neighbour looks in his pockets for the piece of paper where he had jotted down the number. Not finding it he opts for looking it up in the phone book instead. He turns to Milkha and asks:-


"Director sahib, directory kithe hai"?

"Directori nhondi hai" says Milkha looking up (my wife is taking a bath)

Kashi

Hahahahttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif very funny...

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aishaA

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paki_krusty

LOL that was just too funny http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Mr-Joker

Rani was taking shower ???? how come..
abhi aik saal nahi hua http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Amal

Good heyhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif