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Old Mar 20th, 2001, 03:41 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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I don't need to read the instructions...
REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

I missed you...
REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out
of toilet paper."

I brought you a present...
REALLY MEANS, "It was free ice scraper night at the hockey game."

I heard you...
REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping
desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at
me."

I DO help around the house!..
REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."

Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love.
REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."

It's a guy thing...
REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,
and you have no chance at all of making it logical"

I can't find it...
REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely
clueless."

It's really a good movie...
REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women."

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Old Mar 20th, 2001, 04:25 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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I thought this was all a guy secret.






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Old Mar 20th, 2001, 12:32 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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hehehehe

very funny.

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Old Mar 20th, 2001, 01:21 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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So maybe NOW Confused won't be that confused. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif







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