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Old Mar 20th, 2001, 02:30 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm.
The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind, and lightening. The
passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash
and they are all going to die.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I
can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an
animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die
feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me
feel like a woman?"

She sees a hand raise in the back, and a handsome, tall, muscular man
smiles and starts to walk up to her seat.

As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She sees his huge
muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of
her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman
before you die. Are you interested?"

She eagerly nods her head "yes!"

As the man hands her his shirt, he says,
"Here. Iron this."



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Old Mar 21st, 2001, 04:10 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Haha,, this one was like a good movie with a
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