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Old Mar 17th, 2001, 12:29 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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I am going to ask you two questions. And you have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time you have to answer immediately.

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second. What position do you finish?

NOW! See the answer below..
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Answer:
If you answer that you arrived first, then you are absolutely wrong!!!
Cause you overtake the second and you take his place so you arrived
second!!!

To answer the second question don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question: If you overtake the last then you arrive...?
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Answer: If you answer that you arrived second last then you are wrong
again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST !!!! The question is wrong!

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Old Mar 17th, 2001, 02:46 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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thats a goooooody

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Old Mar 17th, 2001, 04:15 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn .. now THATS SOME GOOOOOOOD stufff http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

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Old Mar 17th, 2001, 04:28 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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I got the 1st question wrong but I got the 2nd right.
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Old Mar 17th, 2001, 01:27 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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I got both wrong. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif






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Old Mar 21st, 2001, 05:53 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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