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Mar 20th, 2001, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Sep 4, 2000 - 1:00 am
Location: uk
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A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to
feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty
trump. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, Skippy!
The woman thought, This is great!and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later,she was beginning to
feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, Dammit Skippy!
Once again the woman smiled and thought Yes!.
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.This time she didn't even think about it.
She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the
father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she sh**s on you!
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Mar 20th, 2001, 01:31 PM
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~Dream Quasher~
Join Date: Dec 22, 2000 - 1:00 am
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Grosss .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif but do you have the recipe for Broccoli (& Cheese) casserole??? Love it!
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
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Mar 21st, 2001, 07:53 AM
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Join Date: Mar 20, 2001 - 1:00 am
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eeeewwwwwww!!!!!!
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Mar 21st, 2001, 12:37 PM
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~ Dil Ki Baat ~
Join Date: Dec 2, 2000 - 1:00 am
Location: DXB
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thats funnny!!!
hey u will have that Broccoli, well have it u will enjoy as welll!
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~ mera Junoon, meri DIL KI BAAT hai!!!!
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Mar 21st, 2001, 01:04 PM
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~ Dil Ki Baat ~
Join Date: Dec 2, 2000 - 1:00 am
Location: DXB
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as it goes
Hawa ka Jhonka becomes a Tooofan!
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Mar 21st, 2001, 04:02 PM
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INSTANT HUMAN
(Just Add Coffee)
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Mar 21st, 2001, 09:54 PM
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Mar 22nd, 2001, 06:19 PM
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a Pakistani dream
Join Date: Feb 5, 1999 - 1:00 am
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hahahahahhahahhahahaha this is funny
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Mar 22nd, 2001, 10:40 PM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
Join Date: Aug 28, 2000 - 1:00 am
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lol
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