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Old Mar 20th, 2001, 01:48 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Sardaar Gabbar Singh is desperate for some money. He thinks about kidnapping a child and asking for ransom. One afternoon he goes to a middle school and kidnaps a child. He tells the child that you have been kidnapped and just writes it on a paper and ask for $5,000, and to put that money next to the huge tree behind the school tomorrow by 10am. He gives the paper to the kid and sends him home. Next day the sardaar goes and look for the money. Guess what??? He finds the money there along with a note. Note said " How could you do this to a fellow sardaar"?






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Old Mar 21st, 2001, 07:51 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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You know what - I heard this joke before but a Swedish guy was telling it to me and he was making fun of Norwegians.






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Old Mar 21st, 2001, 12:14 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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aahhh that just takes the piss proper stlye






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Old Mar 21st, 2001, 04:05 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Originally posted by natureboycool:
You know what - I heard this joke before but a Swedish guy was telling it to me and he was making fun of Norwegians.
It sounds better and more realistic with Sardars.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif

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Old Mar 22nd, 2001, 05:17 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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sheraz, you also post sardar jokes then why the hell no one says anything to you? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/confused.gif sab mujhe hi kyon kehte hein http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/crying.gif

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Old Mar 22nd, 2001, 05:24 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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sheraz, you also post sardar jokes then why the hell no one says anything to you? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/confused.gif sab mujhe hi kyon kehte hein http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/crying.gif

other ppl post alot of their pics as well..but why do they have problem when i do? just dont hate me because i am beautiful http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

dont worry mindless..write alot of sardar jokes..main dekhta hoon kon kiya kehta hai







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Old Mar 22nd, 2001, 05:41 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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awwwwwwwwwwww ok sheraz....ab I'll post 'em aur agar kisi ne kuch kaha tou I'll kill you ok? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smash.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Old Mar 22nd, 2001, 05:59 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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awwwwwwwwwwww ok sheraz....ab I'll post 'em aur agar kisi ne kuch kaha tou I'll kill you ok? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smash.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

then i am dead http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif







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Old Mar 22nd, 2001, 06:26 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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It sounds better and more realistic with Sardars.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif
Wait till Rani comes in here... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/eek.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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Old Mar 22nd, 2001, 08:53 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Gizzy wrote:
Wait till Rani comes in here...

Aji Rani ki koun parwa karta hey.. She lives in her own little imagenary world http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif







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Wait till Rani comes in here...

Aji Rani ki koun parwa karta hey.. She lives in her own little imagenary world http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif

Everybody lives in an imaginary world accept you, you live in an open world which is just made up of muslims only....insult everybody and when payback time comes start crying " nobody likes muslims they call us racists and bigots".



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Old Mar 23rd, 2001, 12:04 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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dont worry mindless..write alot of sardar jokes..main dekhta hoon kon kiya kehta hai

You only cry if someone posts Muslim jokes ...right






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