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Old Mar 20th, 2001, 07:29 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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ok ji.. here goes.. mayb u heard it b4.. but it surely rox..

eik(one) badshah(king) ka hiran(deer)gum(lost) ho jata hai.. he is afraid keh paki police is quite beqaar.. so asks for scotland yard.. the detectives r paid heavy sums.. but they cant find the deer.. submits a report n leaves.. king doesnt give up.. phir calls up FBI.. very expensive they r but yet no outcome n they leave aswell..

then comes the interpole.. very strict n thr search order but still the marshal gives up..

in the end they hav no choice but a longish paki police search.. the inspector is quite josheela.. promises the king for result within 24 hrs.. (hehehehe as always).. a thaneydaar and Havaldaar go into the forest.. 4 ghuntey baad they comeout n have pretty happy faces.. behind them is an elephant.. saying.. "mein hiran hoon.. mein hiran hoon... mein hiran hoon" (im the deer im the deer)..

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Old Mar 20th, 2001, 07:42 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Nice one!






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Old Mar 20th, 2001, 12:05 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif ... that was nice n e way ... bechara haathee .. i can iamgine the pain he went thru n stuff !!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif

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Old Mar 20th, 2001, 01:25 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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i can iamgine the pain he went thru n stuff !!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif
Yeah, you are always in trouble ... so you should know all that stuff! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif J/K







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Yeah, you are always in trouble ... so you should know all that stuff! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif J/K
Now are we getting a bit wee personnal http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif







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Old Mar 21st, 2001, 01:57 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 25th, 2001, 06:16 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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bechara haathee .. i can iamgine the pain he went thru n stuff !!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif

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Kyoon aleezay, Paki police nay aap kay saath kya kiya ?? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif



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Old Mar 26th, 2001, 02:20 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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so ture.. but elephant bribe dey kar azaad ho gaya tha http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif







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Old Mar 27th, 2001, 06:51 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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I dont get it. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif







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Old Mar 28th, 2001, 06:40 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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I dont get it. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif
Come on... CAT WOman.... THe paki police will beat up anybody just so that they admit to the crime - even if they didn't do it!






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Old Mar 28th, 2001, 01:30 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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oooh, thanks natureboy! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
poor elephant!






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