nazukh

Clinton came to Pakistan on a state visit. Mian Nawaz
> Sharif asked the city authorities to clean up the
> city. Clinton was shown around the city the way
> government was spending the US aid. However, he
> noticed people relieving themselves (pissing or
> ****ting) on the roadside in several places.
> At the end of the visit Clinton said to Nawaz that he
> would like more of the money spent towards the civic
> facilities so that people do not have to relieve
> themselves in public places. Nawaz Sharif was annoyed.
> He decided that the next time he will go to USA and
> will embarrass the US president too.
> Next month Nawaz went to USA and spent one week in
> Washington. Every time he went around with Clinton, he
> looked hard to find something that would embarrass
> Clinton. But he could not find any fault.
> But on the last day of the visit while Nawaz was being
> escorted back to airport from the Pakistani embassy,
> he saw someone pissing in a dark area of the street
> next to Pakistani embassy. He pointed out to Clinton:
> See, even in USA people do that.
> Clinton was very angry. He signaled to FBI agents who
> shot the roadside pisser immediately.
> The next day Nawaz read in the newspapers in
> Islamabad: Pakistani ambassador shot dead in
> Washington!
>


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sophie