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> > One day an Indian man called Shabir, a decorator was
> > painting a wall white.
> > But on climbing the ladder he slipped and fell into
> > the tub of white paint
> > and was covered in white paint. So he decides to go
> > home and get changed.
> > On the way his boss Salim says "Shabir what's up?
> > What's happened To you?"
> > Shabir says "Look, I was painting the wall and I was
> > climbing up The ladder
> > and I slipped and I fell into the tub of white
> > paint. Now I'm going home to
> > change my clothes."
> > Shabir started walking down the street when came his
> > mate Azam. He Says
> > "Shabir what's up? What's happened to you?" Shabir
> > says "Look, I was
> > painting the wall and I was climbing up The ladder
> > and I slipped and I fell
> > into the tub of white paint. Now I'm going home to
> > change my clothes.
> > Alright!" "Ok, Ok I was only asking!" replied Azam.
> > Further down the street,
> > Imran sees Shabir and says "Shabir what's up? What's
> > happened to you?"
> > Shabir says "Flippin' 'eck -look I was painting ,
> > climbing up the ladder,
> > slipped, fell in white paint, now going home to get
> > changed!!" "****in hell
> > mate, I was only asking!" Getting towards his house,
> > his neighbour Rashid
> > says "Shabir what's up? What's happened to you?"
> > Shabir snaps "Jesus Sweet
> > Mary- Me, painting, slipped, fell, White paint,home,
> > get changed!!" Rashid
> > goes " Hey , I was only asking!"
> > On approaching his door, Shabir's wife Saima says
> > "Shabir what's up? What's
> > happened to you?" Shabir goes " f**king hell, I've
> > only been white for 15
> > minutes, and I'm already getting sick of you
> > Pakis!!"
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