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Old May 6th, 2001, 01:21 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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ok i dono where to post dis message..so i think i'll jus do it here......
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Two business men seated on an airplane
noticed a Muslim man sitting in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Africa until I found out that half the country is Muslim so I don't want to go there".

The other man says, "Well how about Saudi Arabia then?"

The first man says "No way, that place is loaded with those Muslims too."

The other man suggests a trip to the US but his companion says "The Muslims have spread out over the whole country every time I turn around there I bump into one."

The men are watching the Muslim, and can see that the Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their conversation.

The fellow who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says "I really
wanted to go to Pakistan but that place is crawling with Muslims"

At this the Muslim man has had it and finally turns around in his seat and
sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to hell? There's hardly any Muslims there!"



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Old May 6th, 2001, 01:24 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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It was great Aleena ji http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggthumb.gif
Thanks for sharing.

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Old May 6th, 2001, 01:28 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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LOL http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif






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Old May 6th, 2001, 01:40 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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This is funny, http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/dixsi.gif

thanks aleena http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif






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Old May 6th, 2001, 03:18 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old May 6th, 2001, 04:17 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

*~bari amma~*

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Old May 6th, 2001, 10:39 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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no problemo paki boy ji, n thanx http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

u iz welcome khan_sahib uncle http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

shamaan uncle aap apne aap ko kiun itna maar rahe hain? thora sa mazaakh bhee nahi le sakte kya lol

bari amma hasiay hasiay, yeh din aap k hasne waale hee tou hain http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif *runz for her life*

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Old May 6th, 2001, 10:45 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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lol.






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Old May 7th, 2001, 03:24 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Funny++++

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Old May 7th, 2001, 05:24 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Awesome ............ Hahahahahahha lol rofl

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Old May 7th, 2001, 05:56 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
Nice one!!






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