isloo_ki_anarkali

got sOOOoooOOOO many bumper stickers!

* Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

* I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

* Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

* You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

* I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

* So you're a feminist....Isn't that cute!

* I need someone really bad... are you really bad?

* I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

* Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.

* As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

* WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

* Montana -- At least our cows are sane!

* God must love stupid people, he made so many.

* When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

* Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better..

* We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

* I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.

* 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

*Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I've killed with my gun.




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unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of Truth!

Smart Angel

Kool bumper stickers http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif