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HE SAID... SHE SAID
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of
money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said... Why do you women always try to
impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said... Let's go out and have some fun
tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I
do, leave the hallway light on.
He said... Want a quickie?
She said...As opposed to what?
He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
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