Razi ud din

A teacher was retiring after 30 years of teaching, so each child decided they wanted to bring her a special retirement present. A little girl who was the daughter of a fine chocolate dealer brought her a box full of fine chocolates.

A little boy who was the son of a florist brought her a big bouquet of flowers. Another little boy who was the son of a fine liquor dealer brought her a big box that was sealed, and it had something leaking from the bottom of the box. The teacher said, "I bet I know what this is!" She tasted some of the juices that were leaking from the box and said, "I bet this is some wine!"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She tasted it again and said "Liquor?"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She tasted it again and said, "Beer?"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She said, "Well what is it?"

The little boy said, "A puppy!"

Asma44

Aw.....Gross!

lol http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif and cos' it's such a http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/sunny.gif day here in London....more...http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif

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One out of four people in this country are mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends - and if they seem okay, then you're the one!

Sadiaa

lol !!!

rabi

where's my money? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/nook.gif


lol only joking.....good 1!http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

akashifs

aoa
very funny.
thanks for sharing.
kashif

Mem Sahib