Good --> Bad --> Worse

Summer_Of_69 · May 9th, 2001, 01:46 AM

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife is leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife is arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: your daughter's the headliner.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your daughter's on the pill.
Bad: She's eleven.

Good: Your neighbour exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your son's on t.v.
Bad: On America's Most Wanted.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbours.
Worse: All of them.

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