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Five signs you can tell that you have chosen the wrong airline:

1) Ground crew seen using pennies to check tire wear

2) Trendy desert-pastel paint job upon closer inspection turns out to be primer-yellow and Bondo-pink

3) Man with oily rag hanging from the back pocket of his dirty overalls turns out to be the pilot

4) Voice on P.A. system warns you to keep your hands and arms inside the aircraft while it is in motion

5) Stewardess offers coffee, tea or Valium


Five more ways to tell if you've chosen a cheap airline:

1) Air sickness bags printed with the Lord's Prayer.

2) Suspicious-looking passenger in the next seat over is nevously counting down minutes.

3) Pilot asks if anyone on board has jumper cables with them.

4) A telephone with a really long cord attaches the flight crew with the control tower.

5) Navigator keeps asking: "are we there yet??"




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