juMurA

Professor was Lecturing first year of medical students,He asks the question.
What part of Human body expands to 10 times of its normal size when stimulated?
no one answers he asked Maria can u answer the question,Maria was soo furious she shouted, How can u ask these kind of questions i`m going to tell my parents they are going to tell principal and he is going to fire u.
Professor was stunned,he asked mike can u answer the question,
Sir it is the iris of human eye.
Professor then trned to Maria i`m gonna tell u three things, Firstly u hav`t done your home work.
secondly you have a dirty mind and You are going to be sadly dispointed.

[This message has been edited by juMurA (edited May 13, 2001).]