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Old May 14th, 2001, 06:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on






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Old May 14th, 2001, 04:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif lol! true!!
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Old May 14th, 2001, 04:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol

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Old May 14th, 2001, 05:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL....good ones!








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Old May 14th, 2001, 09:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Also

All the aleins speak English. Doesn't matter which planet they are from.






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Old May 14th, 2001, 11:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif
Very funny!http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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