khan_sahib

A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.

After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do?''

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"

Bismah

oh man! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Amal

munda Pakistani

lol

Asma44

Oh man!!!!!

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif

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