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Old Jun 7th, 2001, 05:59 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A woman calling a travel agency to make reservations said,
"I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York".

The agent was at a loss for words. Finally he asked, "Are
you sure that's the name of the town?"

"Yes, what Flights do you have?" replied the customer.

After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry,
ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and
can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere."

The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows
where it is. Check your map!"

The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally
offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?"

"That's it!" she said. "I knew it was some big animal!"







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Old Jun 8th, 2001, 12:01 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 8th, 2001, 12:20 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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lol!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggthumb.gif






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Old Jun 8th, 2001, 07:28 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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hahhah good one http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif






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Old Jun 8th, 2001, 12:41 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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That was so funny! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif

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Old Jun 9th, 2001, 12:33 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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funny http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
Asma g do u have any reason for so much hula in ur all posts??
Thanks in advance if u tell me the solid reason






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Old Jun 9th, 2001, 01:07 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Well it keeps my hips in good shape and also gives me a nice flat stomach!

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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif

and more...http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif

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Old Jun 9th, 2001, 03:24 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 9th, 2001, 03:34 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Lovely Joke,.......http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif







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Old Jun 10th, 2001, 12:45 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Wow!!! Glad y'all liked it!






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