sanam

Guys ,I'm just .......,dont take hard & serious.All of it cant be true hence its just a joke afterall,NEVER FORGET http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that
are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Snow storms.
You never know when they're coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long they will last.

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like....Newborn babies.
They're cute at first,
but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.

Men are like.....Crystal.
Some look real good, but you can still see right thru them.

Men are like.....Dry cleaners.
Most work fast and leave no ring.

Men are like..... Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you
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Still lav ya

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When was i for real?
I am myself a dream
I always see you
watching me tenderly

Amjad Chohan

Men are this, Men are that.... Men are so and so and so that ppl writting again n agin abt them.... and at the end they say " Still lav ya " thats the imp point of this joke http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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