2bornot2b

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize?
Apparently he was out-standing in his field!

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Did you hear about the optician who was arrested, the police said he was
making a spectacle of himself?

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A peeping tom was spotted drilling holes into a fence at a nudist camp, the
police said they are looking into it.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?
A Fiiish.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in America.

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Gemini the Great

this one is the funniest in all http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
What do you call a fish with three eyes?
A Fiiish.

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~Wish Not As Much To Live Long As To Live Well~

Asma44

Lol

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I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back

Amjad Chohan

ji Gemini right.

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Zindgi Humain Aazmaaati rahi...Hum Issay Azmaaty rahy

khan_sahib

nice one 2bornot2b

Bismah

funnnnnnnyyyy!