naeem_dimple

Two young guys were at a party in the woods when all of a sudden there
> was a downpour of thunder and rain. The two ran for about 10 minutes in
> the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up.
> They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing
> and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.
>
> All of a sudden an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and
> tapped lightly on the window! The passenger screamed out, "Eeeeekkk!
> Look at my window!!! There's an old guy's face there!" (Was this a
> ghost?)
>
> The old man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a
> little and ask him what he wants!" So the passenger rolled his window
> down part way and said, scared out of his wits, "What do you want?"
>
> The old man softly replied, "You have any tobacco?"
>
> The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants
> tobacco!" "Well, offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies. So
> the passenger fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a
> cigarette, rolling up the window in terror and yells, "Step on it!!!".
>
> Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing
> again. The passenger says, "What did you think of that?" The driver
> says, "I don't know. How could that be? I am going pretty fast?"
>
> All of a sudden, AGAIN there is a knock on the window and the old man is
> looking in the window. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! There he is again!", the
> passenger yells. "Well, see what he wants now!" yells back the driver.
> The passenger rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says
> "Yes?"
>
> "Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks.
>
> The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him, rolls up the
> window and again yells, "STEP ON IT!" They are now going about 100 miles
> an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard.
>
> Suddenly, again there is more knocking! "HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the
> window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear.
>
> The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"
>

Najim

Unless the car is a Quattro (4 Wheel drive), the metre wont show any speed, only the RPM (Revs) will go up.

I have heard this joke before but that was, with the old man's coat stuck in the door & he was hanging with the running car.