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Old Jun 15th, 2001, 01:47 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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*Benign.....what u be after ur eight
*Bacteria........Back door to cafeteria
*Barium.....what u do with dead folks
*Cesarean section.....a neighborhood in Rome
*Catscan....searching for the cat
*Pap Smear...A fatherhood test
*Colic....A sheep dog
*Coma.....a punctuation mark
*Impotent.....Distingiushed, well-known
*Nitrates......Cheaper than day rates
*Outpatient....a person who fainted
*Node....I knew it
*Morbid....A higher offer than I bid
*Labor pain...getting hurt at work
*Fibula.....a small lie
*Fester....Quicker than someone else
*Hangnail.....what u hang ur coat on
*Hospital.....the biggest building in town
*Cauterize.....made eye contact with her
*D&C....where Washington lies
*Enema....not a friend
*Pelvis....second cousin to Elvis
*Terminal illness.....getting sick at the train station
*Varicose....near by
*Urine.....opposite of mine
*Post operative....a letter carrier
*Secretion....hiding something
*Seizure....Roman emperor who lived in the Cesarean section
*Tumor...more than one






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Old Jun 16th, 2001, 02:16 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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this was funny as I I live amongst red necks hehehehe!






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Old Jun 16th, 2001, 11:23 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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glad u enjoyed it alibeta






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Old Jun 16th, 2001, 11:28 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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