A Blonde's Cooking Diary

Ashi · Jun 15th, 2001, 12:35 PM

Dear Diary,

Monday:

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for

Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs

separately." The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

"Tuesday:

Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "Serve without

dressing." So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend

home for supper.

Wednesday:

A good day for rice. Recipe said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the

rice." It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it

improved the rice any.

Thursday:

Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said,

"Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before

serving."

Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in

the garden.

Friday:

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all ingredients in bowl

and beat it." There must have been something wrong with this recipe.

When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday:

Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. (oh boy) For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:

Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find

was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger

in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out

hamburger, much to my disappointment.

Good night, Dear Diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am

eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If

we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with

"Chocolate Moose.".

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