CocoNut

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> A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His
>camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that
>he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object
>sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to
>the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be
>an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie.... But this is
>no ordinary genie. He is wearing an IRS ID badge and dull grey suit.
>There's a calculator in his pocket. He has a pencil tucked behind
>one ear.
> "Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have
>three wishes."
> "I'm not falling for this.” says the man. "I'm not going to
>trust an IRS agent.
> "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
>looks like you're a goner anyway!"
> The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the
>genie is right.
> "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and
>drink."
> ***POOF*** The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he
>has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters
>of delicacies.
> "OK, kid, what's your second wish. "My second wish is that I
>were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
> ***POOF*** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests
>filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
> OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
>one!"
>After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I wish that no
>matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
> ***POOF*** He is turned into a tampon.
>
>
> The moral of the story?
> If the IRS offers you anything, there's going to be a string
>attached.


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