ahmadjee

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by a
traffic cop. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing
in your car?" asks the officer.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it."

The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch.

"Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they're giving now!"

Puther-Jibraan

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"One who slays monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes long back at you"