ahmadjee

A guy walks into a talent agency with a dog, and says "I've
got a great act...my dog can actually talk."

"Surrrre he can," replies the talent agent, "prove it."

So the fellow asks the dog, "What is on top of a building?"
"Roof, roof!" the dog replies.

"What does sandpaper feel like?"

"Rough, rough!" the dog replies.

The talent agent starts to get impatient as the man asks his
dog, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth, Ruth!" says the dog.

Finally the agent becomes fed up and kicks the pair out of
his office. Once outside, the dog looks up at his master and
says, "Should I have said DiMaggio?"

Puther-Jibraan

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"One who slays monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes long back at you"

Puther-Jibraan

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"One who slays monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes long back at you"

babydoll

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