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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked
himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about
where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep. However, the
bats persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind
him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of
trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat tiredly, "Because I didn't!"
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Don't upset me...!!
I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
said CareBear
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