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Aug 9th, 2001, 12:39 AM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
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1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
2. Put M&M's on layaway.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
4. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
5. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
6.Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.
7. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
9. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
10. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you floss your teeth.
11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
12. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
13. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
14. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.
15. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
16. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
17. Sit on a chair and read a book for hours.
18. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
19. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
20. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. And last, but not least...
21. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
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Aug 9th, 2001, 01:14 AM
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Aug 9th, 2001, 10:41 AM
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^ Feline Fatale ^
...meow
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Sajal, I wanted to post this 1 as well. Absolutely hilarious, I laughed and laughed! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
A samurai bares no sign of weakness, even when dying of hunger.
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Aug 9th, 2001, 10:51 PM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
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Aug 11th, 2001, 07:04 PM
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^ Feline Fatale ^
...meow
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I like 8,9,13,15 and 18! hehe
I'm going shopping with my mum tomorrow! Dare me to try one of these? hehe
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Aug 12th, 2001, 01:27 AM
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digusting http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/disgust.gif , only few of them will give u smile (only to read)....and the originator of the thread is challenging some other to do these silly things (all of them are supposed to be read-only items).
think about it, you are making lives of walmart's employees tougher for them.
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[This message has been edited by Changez_like (edited August 12, 2001).]
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Aug 12th, 2001, 01:30 AM
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~*~Baba # 01~*~
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
very hi nice te funny...
thanx 4 sharing...
God bless u all...
maskeen-te-ghumgeen...
DerVaisH
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muhabatein theen kabhi apne dermian kitni...
bicha gaye hai anna hum mein doorian kitni...
abhi to toota hai dil hi teri judai mein...
girein gi hum pe abhi aur bijlian kitni...
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Aug 13th, 2001, 04:53 PM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
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Changez_like
sir,
next time only speak when
u are spoken to!
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Aug 13th, 2001, 04:59 PM
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~Dream Quasher~
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Hehe, should I try one of them or did you already, baji?
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
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Aug 13th, 2001, 09:16 PM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
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No Aj
i have not tried any of them yet.
When u try one let me know what happens. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
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Aug 14th, 2001, 07:47 AM
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[ÎK Bãr KahÕ Tum Mêri hÕ]
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me and my friendz have a lota fun at such places.
one of my frieds is real crazzyy he could do anything I MEAN anything at anyplace he once got into a shopping cart with a bag of chips in his hand and had us push him arround the store.
once we got like 4 carts full of things we just picked from the store brought em to the counters and decided not to buy em we just left with a bar of snickers each
man I got lots of these stories..!! :~D
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Aug 14th, 2001, 04:41 PM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
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Aug 16th, 2001, 09:43 PM
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