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Old Oct 9th, 2001, 04:10 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this
strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I
can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly
during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in
my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You
appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any
reservations, you laid on my naked body... you sensed
my indifference, so you started to bite my body
without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me
crazy while you sucked me dry. Finally I went to
sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched
for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness
to last night's events. My body still shows your
marks, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will
remain awake waiting for you... as soon as you appear
I will quickly grab you and won't let you go, will
hold you with all my strength so you won't disappear.
Won't rest until l squeeze your blood out.....
and thats what i'll do to you, you no-good MOSQUITO!
hehehe ... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/dixsi.gif


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Old Oct 9th, 2001, 04:42 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Dammm u jeenious ,,,

in the begining it was very very romantic and tingling ,,,but u waisted all that Hot Flaming Cheetos for a damm Mosqito,,,

dammmmmmmmmm...

SP...






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Old Oct 9th, 2001, 05:29 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Originally posted by sweety_pie:
Dammm u jeenious ,,,

in the begining it was very very romantic and tingling ,,,but u waisted all that Hot Flaming Cheetos for a damm Mosqito,,,

dammmmmmmmmm...

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Mein nein to jo bhi kahan... such kaha...
such kay siwaa kuch nahin kaha!!
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif sachi!!!!

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Old Oct 10th, 2001, 10:44 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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I didn't say u were liying,,,

cheer up..

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Old Oct 10th, 2001, 11:49 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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in the beginning i was like...are bhai yeh hamein kya sunaya ja raha hai rated G section mein http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/eek.gif ....but in the end i went http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif






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Old Oct 11th, 2001, 03:30 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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in the beginning i was like...are bhai yeh hamein kya sunaya ja raha hai rated G section mein http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/eek.gif ....but in the end i went http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
aray asmaan ji, last line pehlay parha karain meri tarha.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Old Oct 11th, 2001, 03:43 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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aray asmaan ji, last line pehlay parha karain meri tarha.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

aap buhat tez hein... jee! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif

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Old Oct 11th, 2001, 04:03 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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aap buhat tez hein... jee! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
wait till i catch u somewhere http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/devil.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif

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Old Oct 11th, 2001, 05:14 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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dont they have a section for non-G jokes....
cud easily fit there....







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Old Oct 11th, 2001, 08:50 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 11th, 2001, 10:59 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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aray asmaan ji, last line pehlay parha karain meri tarha.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

arey destinee ji, agar naam hi pehle bata dein to paheli kyaa hai http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif







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