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Oct 19th, 2009, 09:33 PM
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There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other.
The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree.
The tree said: "I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!"
So the bear went first. "I wish all the bears in the forest are females."
And all the bears in the forest turned into females.
The rabbit said: "I wish I had a helmet." Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: "I wish all the bears in the country are females."
The wish was granted.
The rabbit says, "I wish I have a motorcycle." By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he's ever seen. The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world.
The bear says: "I wish all the bears in the world are female."
The wish is granted.
When it's the rabbit's turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says:
"I wish that bear is gay."
Impress me..with your intelligence and wit. :-)
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Oct 19th, 2009, 11:32 PM
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Member
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
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Oct 20th, 2009, 01:15 AM
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Miss Annoying
Join Date: Aug 13, 2009 - 3:04 am
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Jee Nahi Main nahi jaa rahi *snooty*
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Oct 20th, 2009, 09:00 AM
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Gupshup Fantasy Cricket League Organiser
Join Date: Aug 29, 2003 - 7:00 am
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jisey hum sai milna, gawara nahee hai, hum sai mila na karey.....
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Oct 20th, 2009, 01:01 PM
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O0o. Bheja Fry .o0O
Join Date: Jun 8, 2009 - 10:26 am
Location: Somewhere in Europe XD
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 HAhahahahhahahahahhah funny as HELLLLLLLLL
Oo.YelLow yeLloW, DirtY feLloW.oO
O0o.~| Sidra | سدرہ |~.o0O
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Oct 21st, 2009, 03:26 AM
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KILLER say's
Join Date: Jul 15, 2008 - 7:33 am
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hehe.....cooolllllllllllll
meri chahtoo ka kya sila dayga " Jane-B-khabar " uski ek awaz pe zindagi mita doo bas............. " ITNI HAI MERI MUHABBAT"
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Oct 23rd, 2009, 02:46 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 20, 2009 - 6:13 pm
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Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgement.
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Oct 23rd, 2009, 02:48 PM
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___ /\dR0It $LuMb3R ____
Join Date: Mar 23, 2000 - 1:00 am
Location: In me Zone!
Posts: 2,400
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HHHHhhhhahahaha
Life's a Mystery Yet to resolve, Joy's some where yet to discover
Mind's a universe yet to explore, Love's a sweet pain, for now and forever.
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Oct 24th, 2009, 07:19 PM
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Join Date: Nov 11, 2005 - 8:44 am
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:-)
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Oct 24th, 2009, 11:11 PM
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Senior Member
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Oct 24th, 2009, 11:59 PM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
Join Date: Nov 21, 2008 - 3:25 am
Location: INDIA
Posts: 6,437
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2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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Oct 25th, 2009, 10:09 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Oct 29th, 2009, 09:36 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2, 2009 - 8:14 pm
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 lol
Mere ALLAH MERI IZAAT KE LIYE ITNA KAFI HA KE MAIN TERI BANDI HOOO.........AUR MERE FAKHAR KE LIYE ITNA KAFI HA KE TO MERA PERWERDIGAAR HA...TU WESA HE JESA MAIN CHAHTI HOOOO...TU MOJH KO WESA BANA DE JESA TO MOJH KO CHAHTA HA..
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Nov 1st, 2009, 10:32 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 28, 2009 - 6:07 pm
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lol
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Nov 1st, 2009, 03:22 PM
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Junior Member
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this one is hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nov 2nd, 2009, 03:04 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 1, 2009 - 4:47 am
Location: hmmm lets see.....:)
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lolllllllllllllllllllllll
MAY ALLAH BLESS U ALL (AMEEN)
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Nov 2nd, 2009, 07:20 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 18, 2009 - 1:22 pm
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loll
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Nov 3rd, 2009, 06:20 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 23, 2006 - 5:28 am
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lolz
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Nov 5th, 2009, 06:00 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 25, 2009 - 5:16 am
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lol!
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Nov 10th, 2009, 05:39 PM
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Member
Join Date: Nov 9, 2009 - 5:08 pm
Location: Dubai
Posts: 152
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lmao..
" When you are in light, everything will follow you.
But when you enter dark, even your own shadow will not follow you. That is life."
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